After missing for over a week from his home in OV, Menehune returned unscathed, to the
elation of the locals. One OV neighbor stated “I’ve never seen Menehune gone for such a long time. I found his disappearance very odd and was worried about him, but thankfully he has returned!” But one question still remained: where had he been all week? A full scale investigation ensued and led to an intriguing discovery. After extensive interviews from the community it was revealed that about half a mile through the jungle, Menehune was spotted in Uptown engaging in what only could be described as the beginnings of a mating ritual with Elio (this assumption was made after capturing the photo below). Rumors of a potentially elicit affair were quashed however after a brief interview with Elio’s pet Joseph. “I used to be the caretaker for Menehune, that’s how they met.
They are longtime friends”. That clears that up, but as to why Elio was wearing a tutu, we may never know…
