Spend a Night in The Box Kalani Style

davionInspired by the classic film, Cool Hand Luke, in which rule breakers at a sadistically run prison farm in the south are made to spend a night in a tight and cramped metal box in the middle of the prison yard, Kalani will as part of its renewal, institute a similar punishment for its rule breakers. One of the now defunct mini vans will be revamped and repurposed as a punishment chamber to be parked in the middle of E ho mei Village and serve as “The Box.” Rule breakers will be locked in this rat and fire ant infested van for the duration of one night. Conditions for being put in The Box will be announced at the Monday Morning Meeting, and will be reiterated to new volunteers as part of the Weliena Mai lunch gathering.  Conditions for spending a night in The Box are as follows:

  • Make too much noise after quiet hours: Spend a night in the box
  • Do laundry before 4:30: Spend a night in the box
  • Play amplified music in the campground or lodging: Spend a night in the box
  • Put inappropriate items in somebody’s mailbox: Spend a night in the box
  • Take glassware to the pool: Spend a night in the box
  • Fail to blow the conch so all can hear it: Spend a night in the box
  • Disturb a massage in progress by being noisy at the pool: Spend a night in the box
  • Exceed the 5mph speed limit on Kalani roads: Spend a night in the box
  • Feed a feral cat on the lanai: Spend a night in the box
  • Smoke in an other than authorized spot: Spend a night in the box

 The threat of spending a night in The Box kept fear in the hearts of the inmates of the movie, so we trust it will do the same for Kalani as a means to keep the rule breaking to an absolute minimum. You don’t  want to spend a night in The Box. Trust us.

 

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